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All the prima donnas are doing it!

Foxy Brown joins Naomi Campbell and Russell Crowe in the latest pastime sweeping the spoiled and crazy set. read more
54 Comments | | Tags: foxy brown naomi campbell russell crowe | Category: why are they famous? | Add this link to... | Tell a friend

Britney has babies?

You mean those aren't dolls? Whose bright idea was it to get her pregnant? read more

Forget Paris!

Seriously, forget her. AP News did -- for a whole week. read more

An Asteroid Headed Our Way?

Finding the endless Anna Nicole Smith and Britney Spears news emanating from Earth tiresome, aliens from the planet Glapbargum have notified NASA that an asteroid has been lobbed in our general direction. read more
91 Comments | | Tags: asteroid earth science | Category: what the hell is that? | Add this link to... | Tell a friend

Anna's Nerd Pr0n

I don't get it; where are the "lesbians" with giant hairdos and long red nails I expect from porn? read more