Seriously, forget her. AP News did -- for a whole week.

2006 has been a bad year to be a husband. Don't believe us? Check out this list of gorgeous girls who have untied the knot since last December. We're even throwing in some tips about how to land these newly-single beauties on the rebound.

Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, Kate Hudson, Reese Witherspoon, Heather Locklear, Denise Richards...etc.

As if one night in Paris wasn't enough, you can now take an extended tour.

The sex-crazed heiress is burning up the Web again - thanks to a couple of porn purveyors who posted a treasure trove of her most embarrassing personal items - including sleazy sex tapes, topless photos, love letters, medical records and even hundreds of celebrity cellphone numbers.

Mariah Carey poses for the March cover of Playboy magazine, on newsstands February 9th.

Settle down there; she "wants" her to star in a movie adaptation of her novel How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale.

A wise decision, I think.

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