What the hell is this? Some kind of terrorist commie rant?

War is peace, right?

I missed the State of the Union address; I just couldn't bring myself to watch our Denier in Chief prattle on about how things will get better and better in Iraq as long as we keep sending sacrificial lambs (aka: our military) to die in the streets of Baghdad.

I also wasn't in the mood to hear him yakking about his bait-and-switch tax the middle class health care plan. He did talk about this, right? I though so. What a jackass.

I am sure he also blathered on about oil dependency and his plans to do nothing about it; and he probably mentioned freedom, 9/11 and democracy a few times -- Did he mangle the name Zarqawi? (I am absolutely sure he mentioned the late terrorist.)

I am guessing that Bush thinks everything is A-ok with America. Too bad for him that only nutcases and dead-enders agree with him.

Oh well, looking forward to 2008.

P.S. Unconfirmed reports say that Bush felt up Nancy Pelosi's breast. What the

"A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it."

--George Bush

The Texecutioner speaks!

She hit her maid with a cell phone over a pair of missing jeans? What the frack.

He is the decider, and he can do anything he wants. It's written in the constitution, you know.

Bush, in a signing statement, noted that "we gotta get rid of that constitution thingy... cuz if we don't... the turrists will have won... heh heh..."