I don't get it; where are the "lesbians" with giant hairdos and long red nails I expect from porn?

... Yeah, so?

Exactly what I needed!

See all the things that should make you feel a little better about yourself or fill you with deep shame immediately.

AMONG the features of the new 6,000-square-foot, $3 million entertainment wing in Kevin Scherer’s home in Plano, Tex., are two bars, a theater, a video game room, a shuffleboard table and a golf simulator that projects images of top courses onto a big screen.

Oh, and a urinal.

The biggest problem? Razor burn.

I have no idea what this story is about; I just like the title.

Bravo, headline writer, bravo!