Finding the endless Anna Nicole Smith and Britney Spears news emanating from Earth tiresome, aliens from the planet Glapbargum have notified NASA that an asteroid has been lobbed in our general direction.

Yes, I think that was part of the problem.

The folks at Trimspa must being sighing in relief.

At least they think so.

Please, don't make me look at it!

Yes, it's best to act quickly before they multiply.

My prediction: More things will be put in places that they perhaps shouldn't be placed.

Um, nice website design.