Foxy Brown joins Naomi Campbell and Russell Crowe in the latest pastime sweeping the spoiled and crazy set.

She's been in the news, right?

It's about time.

Monkey boy mephistopheles Tom Cruise has been pulling out all the stops to convert Posh Spice and her soon to be L.A resident husband David Beckham to his alien worshipping cult. Xenu would be proud!

"Rocker OZZY's 22-year-old daughter has slimmed from a size 14 to a striking size 10. And she believes the iconic mag is the perfect place to show off her new trim figure."

Hey, why not?

In other news: "The Apprentice" barely beats out a rerun of the "Family Guy."

Marilyn Manson is married?

Like the Twilight Zone, but populated by idiots.