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	<title>SnarkPost - published</title>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 18 Aug 2007 21:51:23 PDT</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[All the prima donnas are doing it!]]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/whyaretheyfamous/All-prima-donnas-are-doing-it-1/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/whyaretheyfamous/All-prima-donnas-are-doing-it-1/</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Aug 2007 21:51:23 PDT</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snark</dc:creator>
		<category>why are they famous?</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/whyaretheyfamous/All-prima-donnas-are-doing-it-1/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Foxy Brown joins Naomi Campbell and Russell Crowe in the latest pastime sweeping the spoiled and crazy set. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=3486917'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Britney has babies?]]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/IloveBritneySpears/Britney-has-babies/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/IloveBritneySpears/Britney-has-babies/</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Aug 2007 21:39:56 PDT</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snark</dc:creator>
		<category>I love Britney Spears!</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/IloveBritneySpears/Britney-has-babies/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You mean those aren't dolls? Whose bright idea was it to get her pregnant? &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://perezhilton.com/?p=3904'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Who is this Lindsay Lohan Character?]]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/whyaretheyfamous/Who-is-this-Lindsay-Lohan-Character-1/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/whyaretheyfamous/Who-is-this-Lindsay-Lohan-Character-1/</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2007 13:24:15 PDT</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snark</dc:creator>
		<category>why are they famous?</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/whyaretheyfamous/Who-is-this-Lindsay-Lohan-Character-1/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[She's been in the news, right? &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.tmz.com/category/lindsay-lohan/'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Forget Paris!]]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/celebritygossip/Forget-Paris/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/celebritygossip/Forget-Paris/</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2007 19:24:14 PST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snarky</dc:creator>
		<category>celebrity gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/celebritygossip/Forget-Paris/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Seriously, forget her. AP News did -- for a whole week. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070302/ap_en_ce/ignoring_paris_hilton'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[An Asteroid Headed Our Way?]]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/whathellisthat/Asteroid-Headed-Our-Way/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/whathellisthat/Asteroid-Headed-Our-Way/</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Feb 2007 18:23:45 PST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snark</dc:creator>
		<category>what the hell is that?</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/whathellisthat/Asteroid-Headed-Our-Way/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Finding the endless Anna Nicole Smith and Britney Spears news emanating from Earth tiresome, aliens from the planet Glapbargum have notified NASA that an asteroid has been lobbed in our general direction. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/Science/story?id=2885820&amp;page=1'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Britney's Meltdown: Head Shaving, Tattooing and More!]]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/IloveBritneySpears/Britneys-Meltdown-Head-Shaving-Tattooing-More/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/IloveBritneySpears/Britneys-Meltdown-Head-Shaving-Tattooing-More/</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Feb 2007 18:03:09 PST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snark</dc:creator>
		<category>I love Britney Spears!</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/IloveBritneySpears/Britneys-Meltdown-Head-Shaving-Tattooing-More/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Cool, she looks like me! &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.tmz.com/2007/02/19/britneys-meltdown-in-photos/'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Ask Snark: Is Bill Donohue an Anti-Semite?]]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/disagreeablepeople/Ask-Snark-Is-Bill-Donohue-AntiSemite-1/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/disagreeablepeople/Ask-Snark-Is-Bill-Donohue-AntiSemite-1/</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2007 19:56:48 PST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snark</dc:creator>
		<category>disagreeable people</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/disagreeablepeople/Ask-Snark-Is-Bill-Donohue-AntiSemite-1/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I say... yes! &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.catholicleague.org/'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Anna's Nerd Pr0n]]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/justplainsilly/Annas-Nerd-Pr0n/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/justplainsilly/Annas-Nerd-Pr0n/</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Feb 2007 14:40:55 PST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snark</dc:creator>
		<category>just plain silly</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/justplainsilly/Annas-Nerd-Pr0n/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I don't get it; where are the &amp;quot;lesbians&amp;quot; with giant hairdos and long red nails I expect from porn? &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.nerdpr0n.com/anna/'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Letourneau: 'Not for a Moment' Did I Doubt My Feelings]]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/whathellisthat/Letourneau-Not--Moment-Did-I-Doubt-My-Feelings/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/whathellisthat/Letourneau-Not--Moment-Did-I-Doubt-My-Feelings/</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Feb 2007 14:40:26 PST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snark</dc:creator>
		<category>what the hell is that?</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/whathellisthat/Letourneau-Not--Moment-Did-I-Doubt-My-Feelings/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Yes, I think that was part of the problem. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=2865672'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Bill of Rights]]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/crazytyrants/Bill-Rights-1/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/crazytyrants/Bill-Rights-1/</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Feb 2007 14:39:43 PST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snark</dc:creator>
		<category>crazy tyrants</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/crazytyrants/Bill-Rights-1/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[What the hell is this? Some kind of terrorist commie rant? &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.billofrights.org/'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Anna's Death Fridge -- Methadone and Slim-Fast]]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/whathellisthat/Annas-Death-Fridge-Methadone-SlimFast/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/whathellisthat/Annas-Death-Fridge-Methadone-SlimFast/</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Feb 2007 14:30:37 PST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snark</dc:creator>
		<category>what the hell is that?</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/whathellisthat/Annas-Death-Fridge-Methadone-SlimFast/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The folks at Trimspa must being sighing in relief. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.tmz.com/2007/02/11/annas-fridge-after-death-methadone-and-slim-fast/'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Iraq Fatalities: The Interactive Map]]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/redversusblue/Iraq-Fatalities-Interactive-Map-1/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/redversusblue/Iraq-Fatalities-Interactive-Map-1/</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Feb 2007 16:48:54 PST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snark</dc:creator>
		<category>red versus blue</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/redversusblue/Iraq-Fatalities-Interactive-Map-1/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The wingers think it's a map of where to find flowers and candy: &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.obleek.com/iraq/'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Sand Storm in Iraq or Sign of Impending Doom?]]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/politicsotherproblems/Sand-Storm-in-Iraq-Sign-Impending-Doom-1/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/politicsotherproblems/Sand-Storm-in-Iraq-Sign-Impending-Doom-1/</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Feb 2007 16:29:07 PST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snark</dc:creator>
		<category>politics and other problems</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/politicsotherproblems/Sand-Storm-in-Iraq-Sign-Impending-Doom-1/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You decide: &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.sunbelt-software.com/stu/iraq/sandstorm.htm'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Crackers Are People Too!]]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/whathellisthat/Crackers-Are-People-Too/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/whathellisthat/Crackers-Are-People-Too/</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Feb 2007 13:29:43 PST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snark</dc:creator>
		<category>what the hell is that?</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/whathellisthat/Crackers-Are-People-Too/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[At least they think so. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.demockratees.com/crackers.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Miss USA: I'm an Alcoholic]]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/isthisentertainment/Miss-USA-Im-Alcoholic/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/isthisentertainment/Miss-USA-Im-Alcoholic/</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2007 19:40:58 PST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snark</dc:creator>
		<category>is this entertainment?</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/isthisentertainment/Miss-USA-Im-Alcoholic/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[That's something I would have never guessed! &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=2831617&amp;page=1'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Mike Huckabee launches presidential bid]]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/justplainsilly/Mike-Huckabee-launches-presidential-bid/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/justplainsilly/Mike-Huckabee-launches-presidential-bid/</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2007 09:22:11 PST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snark</dc:creator>
		<category>just plain silly</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/justplainsilly/Mike-Huckabee-launches-presidential-bid/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[... Yeah, so? &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070129/ap_on_el_pr/huckabee2008;_ylt=AjF1eF2EZ88Fv3ywD4iKOSDMWM0F;_ylu=X3oDMTA3OXIzMDMzBHNlYwM3MDM-'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Scientist develops caffeinated doughnuts]]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/justplainsilly/Scientist-develops-caffeinated-doughnuts-1/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/justplainsilly/Scientist-develops-caffeinated-doughnuts-1/</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jan 2007 09:36:50 PST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snark</dc:creator>
		<category>just plain silly</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/justplainsilly/Scientist-develops-caffeinated-doughnuts-1/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Exactly what I needed! &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/buzz_doughnuts'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA['06 Was A Bad Year To Be A Husband]]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/celebritygossip/06-Was-Bad-Year-To-Be-Husband/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/celebritygossip/06-Was-Bad-Year-To-Be-Husband/</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jan 2007 09:36:14 PST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Exoticexcess</dc:creator>
		<category>celebrity gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/celebritygossip/06-Was-Bad-Year-To-Be-Husband/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[2006 has been a bad year to be a husband. Don't believe us? Check out this list of gorgeous girls who have untied the knot since last December. We're even throwing in some tips about how to land these newly-single beauties on the rebound.Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, Kate Hudson, Reese Witherspoon, Heather Locklear, Denise Richards...etc. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://exoticexcess.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=580'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Maxima]]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/justplainsilly/Maximas-50-Lamest-Things-All-Time/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/justplainsilly/Maximas-50-Lamest-Things-All-Time/</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jan 2007 09:35:23 PST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Exoticexcess</dc:creator>
		<category>just plain silly</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/justplainsilly/Maximas-50-Lamest-Things-All-Time/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[See all the things that should make you feel a little better about yourself or fill you with deep shame immediately. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://exoticexcess.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=565'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Hell Yeah, This Is A Man's Bathroom!]]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/justplainsilly/Hell-Yeah-This-Is-Mans-Bathroom/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/justplainsilly/Hell-Yeah-This-Is-Mans-Bathroom/</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jan 2007 09:34:48 PST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Exoticexcess</dc:creator>
		<category>just plain silly</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/justplainsilly/Hell-Yeah-This-Is-Mans-Bathroom/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[AMONG the features of the new 6,000-square-foot, $3 million entertainment wing in Kevin Scherer's home in Plano, Tex., are two bars, a theater, a video game room, a shuffleboard table and a golf simulator that projects images of top courses onto a big screen.Oh, and a urinal. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://exoticexcess.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=567'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Paris Hilton Gets More Exposed (Yes, it is possible.)]]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/celebritygossip/Paris-Hilton-Gets-More-Exposed-Yes-it-is-possible/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/celebritygossip/Paris-Hilton-Gets-More-Exposed-Yes-it-is-possible/</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jan 2007 09:34:06 PST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Exoticexcess</dc:creator>
		<category>celebrity gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/celebritygossip/Paris-Hilton-Gets-More-Exposed-Yes-it-is-possible/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As if one night in Paris wasn't enough, you can now take an extended tour.The sex-crazed heiress is burning up the Web again - thanks to a couple of porn purveyors who posted a treasure trove of her most embarrassing personal items - including sleazy sex tapes, topless photos, love letters, medical records and even hundreds of celebrity cellphone numbers. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://exoticexcess.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=582&amp;st=0&amp;gopid=1730&amp;#entry1730'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Mariah Carey Does Playboy]]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/celebritygossip/Mariah-Carey-Does-Playboy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/celebritygossip/Mariah-Carey-Does-Playboy/</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jan 2007 09:30:25 PST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Exoticexcess</dc:creator>
		<category>celebrity gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/celebritygossip/Mariah-Carey-Does-Playboy/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Mariah Carey poses for the March cover of Playboy magazine, on newsstands February 9th. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://exoticexcess.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=571'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Bush OKs countering Iranians in Iraq]]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/crazytyrants/Bush-OKs-countering-Iranians-in-Iraq/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/crazytyrants/Bush-OKs-countering-Iranians-in-Iraq/</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:42:31 PST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snark</dc:creator>
		<category>crazy tyrants</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/crazytyrants/Bush-OKs-countering-Iranians-in-Iraq/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[War is peace, right? &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070126/ap_on_go_pr_wh/us_iran'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Lurch (aka: John Kerry) will not seek White House in 2008]]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/politicsotherproblems/Lurch-aka-John-Kerry-will-not-seek-White-House-in-2008/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/politicsotherproblems/Lurch-aka-John-Kerry-will-not-seek-White-House-in-2008/</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jan 2007 15:51:23 PST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snark</dc:creator>
		<category>politics and other problems</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/politicsotherproblems/Lurch-aka-John-Kerry-will-not-seek-White-House-in-2008/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Thank God! I wasn't looking forward to another round of his unique speaking style. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070124/ap_on_el_pr/kerry2008'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Pee-wee Herman's Alter Ego]]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/whathellisthat/Peewee-Hermans-Alter-Ego/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/whathellisthat/Peewee-Hermans-Alter-Ego/</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2007 23:57:31 PST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snark</dc:creator>
		<category>what the hell is that?</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/whathellisthat/Peewee-Hermans-Alter-Ego/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Please, don't make me look at it! &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2007/01/24/PEEWEE.TMP'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Real State of the Union: We're Fucked!]]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/crazytyrants/Real-State--Union-Were-Fucked-1/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/crazytyrants/Real-State--Union-Were-Fucked-1/</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2007 20:18:24 PST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snark</dc:creator>
		<category>crazy tyrants</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/crazytyrants/Real-State--Union-Were-Fucked-1/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I missed the State of the Union address; I just couldn't bring myself to watch our Denier in Chief prattle on about how things will get better and better in Iraq as long as we keep sending sacrificial lambs (aka: our military) to die in the streets of Baghdad.I also wasn't in the mood to hear him yakking about his bait-and-switch tax the middle class health care plan. He did talk about this, right? I though so. What a jackass.I am sure he also blathered on about oil dependency and his plans to do nothing about it; and he probably mentioned freedom, 9/11 and democracy a few times -- Did he  mangle the name Zarqawi? (I am absolutely sure he mentioned the late terrorist.)I am guessing that Bush thinks everything is A-ok with America. Too bad for him that only nutcases and dead-enders agree with him.Oh well, looking forward to 2008.P.S. Unconfirmed reports say that Bush felt up Nancy Pelosi's breast. What the hell? &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070124/ap_on_go_pr_wh/state_of_union'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Porn industry finds HD too graphic]]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/justplainsilly/Porn-industry-finds-HD-too-graphic/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/justplainsilly/Porn-industry-finds-HD-too-graphic/</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2007 18:39:01 PST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snark</dc:creator>
		<category>just plain silly</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/justplainsilly/Porn-industry-finds-HD-too-graphic/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The biggest problem? Razor burn. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.iht.com/articles/2007/01/21/business/porn.php'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Poll: Most think country on wrong track]]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/newssnarks/Poll-Most-think-country-on-wrong-track/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/newssnarks/Poll-Most-think-country-on-wrong-track/</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2007 08:10:57 PST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snark</dc:creator>
		<category>news for snarks</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/newssnarks/Poll-Most-think-country-on-wrong-track/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Then why the hell did we vote for Bush? &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070122/ap_on_go_pr_wh/state_of_union_ap_poll'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[China Forbidden City may close Starbucks]]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/whathellisthat/China-Forbidden-City-may-close-Starbucks/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/whathellisthat/China-Forbidden-City-may-close-Starbucks/</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jan 2007 00:28:41 PST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snark</dc:creator>
		<category>what the hell is that?</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/whathellisthat/China-Forbidden-City-may-close-Starbucks/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Yes, it's best to act quickly before they multiply. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.thenewsvault.com/cgi/xtra.pl?go=11691042503'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Rule by decree passed for Chavez]]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/crazytyrants/Rule-by-decree-passed-Chavez/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/crazytyrants/Rule-by-decree-passed-Chavez/</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jan 2007 20:08:53 PST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snark</dc:creator>
		<category>crazy tyrants</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/crazytyrants/Rule-by-decree-passed-Chavez/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&amp;quot;A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.&amp;quot;--George Bush &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6277379.stm'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Gates, commanders ready buildup in Gulf]]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/politicsotherproblems/Gates-commanders-ready-buildup-in-Gulf-1/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/politicsotherproblems/Gates-commanders-ready-buildup-in-Gulf-1/</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jan 2007 09:00:47 PST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snark</dc:creator>
		<category>politics and other problems</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/politicsotherproblems/Gates-commanders-ready-buildup-in-Gulf-1/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Now why does this makes me feel queasy? &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070118/ap_on_re_mi_ea/gates'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[White House press corps to play it safe at bash -- with Rich Little]]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/newssnarks/White-House-press-corps-to-play-it-safe-at-bash-with-Rich-Little-1/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/newssnarks/White-House-press-corps-to-play-it-safe-at-bash-with-Rich-Little-1/</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jan 2007 20:26:25 PST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snark</dc:creator>
		<category>news for snarks</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/newssnarks/White-House-press-corps-to-play-it-safe-at-bash-with-Rich-Little-1/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It makes perfect sense: Rich Little was funny several decades ago. The White House press corps was relevant several decades ago. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2007/01/17/MNGBANJU9D1.DTL'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jenna Jameson Wants Scarlett Johansson]]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/celebritygossip/Jenna-Jameson-Wants-Scarlett-Johansson-1/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/celebritygossip/Jenna-Jameson-Wants-Scarlett-Johansson-1/</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jan 2007 20:02:53 PST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snark</dc:creator>
		<category>celebrity gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/celebritygossip/Jenna-Jameson-Wants-Scarlett-Johansson-1/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Settle down there; she &amp;quot;wants&amp;quot; her to star in a movie adaptation of her novel How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/news/movie-buzz/jenna-jameson-wants-scarlett-johansson.php'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA['Doomsday Clock' moved forward]]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/parodysatire/Doomsday-Clock-moved-forward-1/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/parodysatire/Doomsday-Clock-moved-forward-1/</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jan 2007 19:12:12 PST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snark</dc:creator>
		<category>parody and satire</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/parodysatire/Doomsday-Clock-moved-forward-1/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I don't know about you, but this secular humanist thinks that the end times are going to be a blast! &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science/01/17/doomsday.clock.ap/index.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Wal-Mart accused of 'organic fraud']]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/newssnarks/WalMart-accused-organic-fraud/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/newssnarks/WalMart-accused-organic-fraud/</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jan 2007 19:03:20 PST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snark</dc:creator>
		<category>news for snarks</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/newssnarks/WalMart-accused-organic-fraud/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I don't know; I think organic fraud goes great on a salad. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://money.cnn.com/2007/01/17/news/companies/walmart_organic/index.htm?cnn=yes'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Future of Adult Entertainment]]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/whathellisthat/Future-Adult-Entertainment/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/whathellisthat/Future-Adult-Entertainment/</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jan 2007 18:49:06 PST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snark</dc:creator>
		<category>what the hell is that?</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/whathellisthat/Future-Adult-Entertainment/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[My prediction: More things will be put in places that they perhaps shouldn't be placed. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Articles&amp;Action=View_Article&amp;Content_ID=281774'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan Enters Rehab]]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/whyaretheyfamous/Lindsay-Lohan-Enters-Rehab/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/whyaretheyfamous/Lindsay-Lohan-Enters-Rehab/</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jan 2007 18:42:05 PST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snark</dc:creator>
		<category>why are they famous?</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/whyaretheyfamous/Lindsay-Lohan-Enters-Rehab/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It's about time. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=2803097'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[No softies in Canada's Pillow Fight League]]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/parodysatire/No-softies-in-Canadas-Pillow-Fight-League-1/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/parodysatire/No-softies-in-Canadas-Pillow-Fight-League-1/</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jan 2007 09:01:17 PST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snark</dc:creator>
		<category>parody and satire</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/parodysatire/No-softies-in-Canadas-Pillow-Fight-League-1/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[O Canada!Our league of pillow fights!True referees in bow-ties will bark commands!With soft pillows we swing and slap,You will fall like a tree!From right and left,O Canada, we pillow fight for theeGod keep the soft cushions in our hands!O Canada, we pillow fight for theeO Canada, we pillow fight for thee &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/canada_pillowfights_col'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Case of the Disappearing U.S. Attorneys]]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/politicsotherproblems/Case--Disappearing-US-Attorneys/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/politicsotherproblems/Case--Disappearing-US-Attorneys/</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2007 19:47:13 PST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snark</dc:creator>
		<category>politics and other problems</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/politicsotherproblems/Case--Disappearing-US-Attorneys/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It's the Saturday Night Massacre redux. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://www.dailykos.com/story/2007/1/16/215554/886'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Bush chides Iraq over recent executions]]></title>
		<link>http://www.snarkpost.com/crazytyrants/Bush-chides-Iraq-over-recent-executions/</link>
		<comments>http://www.snarkpost.com/crazytyrants/Bush-chides-Iraq-over-recent-executions/</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2007 14:42:37 PST</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snark</dc:creator>
		<category>crazy tyrants</category>
		<guid>http://www.snarkpost.com/crazytyrants/Bush-chides-Iraq-over-recent-executions/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Texecutioner speaks! &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070116/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush_iraq'>original news</a>]]></description>
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