But Republicans haven't taken the hint, and have started driving by America's house several times a day; sometimes stopping to stare menacingly into America's window while leaving a stream of voicemail messages about how only they can protect America, and describing the bad things that will happen if America leaves them. America may soon have to take out a restraining order.

Just as long as what's brewing is a half-caf triple grande peppermint no-whip mocha storm.

I already figured that out from personal experience.

It just requires a few probes and prods; What's the big deal?

Global warming is a fraud. The science isn't in yet!

At least according to Don Feder who also says that Jews should have no problem saying "Merry Christmas." Frankly, I don't really care since I warship Satan (at least that is what some people have said.)

They really do like us over there!