I had no idea what "goes commando" or "going commando" meant until I looked it up.

Britney Spears seems intent on finding out what the human limit of flashing your beaver is.

Britney and Paris... this can't end well.

Paris Hilton has been teaching her well...

Make it stop!

Oooh... nice glasses!

Looking strangely like a reject from a mime troop for sluts. Hey, stop your tisk-tisking; that's what she looks like! Check out the photo.

That's strange. I wonder why?

I guess with all the news about Britney people had forgotten about Kim's Taepodong.

What's wrong with being wild and woolly?

Ms. Spears, who has previously said that "we should just trust our president" seems to have had a change of opinion and has now completely shaved off her Bush.

This is a bit unfair, as she is probably just walking by a convenience store. It's a funny photo though, and given her recent behavior...

Thank you Britney! I really needed the cash.

Really? I though he was the epitome, the acme, the quintessence, the apotheosis, if you will, of class. (Yes, thesauri, can be very handy.)

Don't make me look!

Adding to her list of accomplishments I see. (Yeah, that's a bit harsh; I'm in a bad mood today.)

2006 has been a bad year to be a husband. Don't believe us? Check out this list of gorgeous girls who have untied the knot since last December. We're even throwing in some tips about how to land these newly-single beauties on the rebound.

Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, Kate Hudson, Reese Witherspoon, Heather Locklear, Denise Richards...etc.