At least according to Don Feder who also says that Jews should have no problem saying "Merry Christmas." Frankly, I don't really care since I warship Satan (at least that is what some people have said.)

Let me take a stab at this:

One, you are guilt-tripped into spending the holidays with your family; Two, you show up, however, you spend most of your time reading the Lord of The Rings trilogy while swigging bitter home made espressos hoping that some sort of alchemy will occur between Tolkien's turgid prose and the caffeine that will blot out all the family joy and merriness; Three, you raid the liquor cabinet and attempt to create a new drink out of a mix of cheap tequila, rum, whiskey and allspice; Four, when you are feeling sufficiently festive you collapse on the couch and watch Comedy Central; Five, you forget steps five though eight; Nine, as you leave "home" you think "hey, work isn't so bad;" Ten, Happy New Year!

I guess Santa may want to skip the trip down the chimney.

The red menace returns!

Darksided! Daaaarksided!

See, there is no war on Christmas in the porn industry. This deserves an anti-boycott from O'Reilly.

Bill O'Reilly is wrong: It's not a war on Christmas, it's a jihad against Christmas!