In other news: "The Apprentice" barely beats out a rerun of the "Family Guy."

A wise decision, I think.

Frankly, I hadn't heard of Miss Connor until she started partying and annoying Donald Trump (nothing wrong with that.) More power to her.

I love this story!

The heartwarming tale continues:

"I'm worth billions of dollars, and I have to listen to this fat slob?"
--Donald Trump

"Left the first wife - had an affair. Left the second wife - had an affair. . . . But he's the moral compass for 20-year-olds in America."
--Rosie O'Donnell

"This woman is totally out of control"
--Donald Trump

"He's gonna sue me, but he'll be bankrupt by that time."
--Rosie O'Donnell

"When I saw the tape, I said, 'You'd better be careful or I'll send one of my friends over to take your girlfriend!'... I imagine it would be pretty easy to take her girlfriend away, considering how Rosie looks."
--Donald Trump

"Donald, sit and spin, my friend!"
--Rosie O'Donnell