I don't get it; where are the "lesbians" with giant hairdos and long red nails I expect from porn?

Set to explode? Is that title really necessary?

See, there is no war on Christmas in the porn industry. This deserves an anti-boycott from O'Reilly.

Porn star Jenna Jameson sees nothing wrong with Britney Spears recent escapades saying "More power to her! If you've got it, flaunt it! I've lived my life like that -- and obviously, so has Britney." I completely disagree, Britney should cover up! Now where did I put that Jenna DVD?

The high kicking movie star reveals that he starred in two movies: "Porn Story" and "Porno Master 3"... Just kidding! The actual porn movie, and he says it was only one movie, was called "All In The Family", where he played a character called Meathead... just kidding again! (Actually, the movie does exist, it is a porn movie, and Jackie Chan was in it.)

... but were too bored to ask.

In the latest episode of Beauty Queens Gone Wild: Miss Nevada Katie Rees role models some barely clothed girl-on-girl soft-core action; and the media, while tisk-tisking about her miss-behaviour, of course have no qualms about showing you the photos.

To quote Paris Hilton: That's hot!

"Rocker OZZY's 22-year-old daughter has slimmed from a size 14 to a striking size 10. And she believes the iconic mag is the perfect place to show off her new trim figure."

Hey, why not?

Actually, I prefer the Snark Myth.

My prediction: More things will be put in places that they perhaps shouldn't be placed.

Settle down there; she "wants" her to star in a movie adaptation of her novel How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale.

Not sure I am looking forward to reading it.

The biggest problem? Razor burn.