But Republicans haven't taken the hint, and have started driving by America's house several times a day; sometimes stopping to stare menacingly into America's window while leaving a stream of voicemail messages about how only they can protect America, and describing the bad things that will happen if America leaves them. America may soon have to take out a restraining order.

Yes, the parties involved are Republicans; and yes, Republicans are sex crazed lunatics.

It's the Saturday Night Massacre redux.

There are honest Republicans?

Is that a rhetorical question?

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