Bill O'Reilly is wrong: It's not a war on Christmas, it's a jihad against Christmas!

They really do like us over there!

That's just lovely.

No mention is made of a draft, but what other options are there? Hopefully they won't be drafting snarks.

Hopefully by "wars" they just mean Iraq and Afghanistan (as this is more than enough.)

Get ready for a second round of candy and flower throwing.

Now why does this makes me feel queasy?

War is peace, right?

Speedy meaning sometime after 2008.

You decide:

This wonderful Christian group believes that the deaths of American soldiers is God's wrath for allowing homosexuality. Gotta love the Rev. Fred Phelps, he's such a nice guy.

The wingers think it's a map of where to find flowers and candy:

Good, we are now winning the war on peace.