I had no idea what "goes commando" or "going commando" meant until I looked it up. read more

As if one night in Paris wasn't enough, you can now take an extended tour.

The sex-crazed heiress is burning up the Web again - thanks to a couple of porn purveyors who posted a treasure trove of her most embarrassing personal items - including sleazy sex tapes, topless photos, love letters, medical records and even hundreds of celebrity cellphone numbers. read more

Britney Spears seems intent on finding out what the human limit of flashing your beaver is. read more

Ah OJ, the wonderful memories I have from watching the "murder trial of the century." read more

Britney and Paris... this can't end well. read more

I don't get it; where are the "lesbians" with giant hairdos and long red nails I expect from porn? read more

Nasdaq down 2 percent? Dow loses 158 points? Rich people losing money ... whatever. (Not that I don't want to be rich, of course.) read more

It's not me, really! read more