Foxy Brown joins Naomi Campbell and Russell Crowe in the latest pastime sweeping the spoiled and crazy set.

You mean those aren't dolls? Whose bright idea was it to get her pregnant?

She's been in the news, right?

Finding the endless Anna Nicole Smith and Britney Spears news emanating from Earth tiresome, aliens from the planet Glapbargum have notified NASA that an asteroid has been lobbed in our general direction.

Cool, she looks like me!

I say... yes!

I don't get it; where are the "lesbians" with giant hairdos and long red nails I expect from porn?

Yes, I think that was part of the problem.